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The First Time I Realized Agario Is Basically Controlled Chaos
If you’ve ever jumped into a game “just for five minutes” and ended up still playing an hour later, then congratulations — you already understand how agario works. I don’t even know what possessed me to click “Play” that first afternoon. Maybe boredom. Maybe curiosity. Maybe it was one of those moments where you think: What’s the worst that could happen?
Oh, let me tell you — the worst is getting swallowed whole by a blob the size of Jupiter while you’re still celebrating your first tiny snack.

But let’s start from the beginning.

Becoming a Tiny Cell With Big Dreams

The moment you spawn, you’re this adorable microscopic dot floating around a map that looks like a biology textbook exploded. Everything’s simple. Everything’s cute. And then you realize you’re being hunted.

I still remember the panic that hit me the first time I saw a giant player drifting toward me. It’s not even fast, which somehow makes it worse. It approaches with that slow, confident glide — like it already knows you belong in its stomach.